@realfunnypat is a standup comedian, author, & show producer.

His new album is available now.

Conceived in the same Colorado medical complex he was born in & raised by an adopted, single mom - Pat is anything but traditional.

Be honest, be nice, be funny. If ya tell a story, tell that story with everything ya got and keep it brief cowboy. Pat’s honest & vulnerable story telling about his countless failures and ability to be himself have created laughter for the good people of the world.

“Well at least I’m not gonna hate myself at the end of my life.”

Pat, after making any big decision.

Upcoming Shows

6.17

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Barcelona, SP

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6.22

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Paris, FR

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6.25

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Copenhagen, DK

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7.01

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Berlin, BRD

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7.04

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Berlin, BRD

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7.11

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Zürich, CH

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New Album Out Now

Non-Practicing Straight White Male is Pat’s debut, independently produced standup comedy album. Recorded/filmed live at Broken Compass Brewery Taproom on Main Street in Breckenridge, Colorado, Pat shares his journey & ridiculous stories about being conceived with Artificial Insemination, Quitting Comedy, Getting Extremely Depressed from Living a Comfortable Life of Unhappiness, Love, and the Extreme Sadness of Addiction, boxed up in his first comedy special!